Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust: "World Wide Worm
The next version of MS Windows is to be sold bundled with nearly 1Gb of new worms and viruses in attempt to stop the world's servers on the internet being overloaded by ones that other people have written. However, inside sources reveal that over 60% of these will require a service pack that can only be downloaded - via the internet - before they will work."